Thursday, September 14, 2017

Please Don't Ask, I'm Really Not Sure What Happened (or) No, Seriously, Even I'm Confused

I am the very model of a modern medieval minister.
I've information heretical, doctrinal, and literal.
I know the kings of Israel, and I quote the saints historical
From Abraham to Pentecost, in order categorical.
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters apologetical,
I understand the teachings, both the simple and metaphysical,
About the two kingdoms doctrine I am teaming with a lot of zeal,
With many cheerful facts about what the Scriptures truly reveals.

This parody of a Gilbert and Sullivan song brought to you by me trying to come up with clever titles and really liking how "modern medieval minister" sounded.  Gonna use it in the future, since it describes Lutherans in an accurate yet silly manner.

So, enjoy this bonus post.

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